The Funny Things I Hear at Work

Ok, so I'm supposed to be looking up traditional Chinese foods to bring in for my history class, but I'm procraistinating, and anyway, I don't like Chinese. I'll stick to pasta and potatos, thank you very much. But I'm super bored, and even though I should be doing my work, I'm going to list some of the weird things I've heard at McDonald's (where I work). I'm sure half of these are those you'd've-had-to-have-been-there moments, but I'm bored. So sit down, shut up and humor me.

The Mac Atttack:
Man, on cell during dinner rush: IS SHE HAVING ANOTHER BIG MAC ATTACK?! *everyone turns and stares*


The Coffe Moment:
My favorite Regular: Sara, could you give me a refill?
Me: Yep. *brews another pot of coffe and fill cup at same time* *hands filled cup to regular*
Regular: You're very good, sweetheart. All hands, just like your boyfriends, haha.
Me: O_O (Seriously, wtf? The guy doesn't even know me! I only see him everyday and make his effing decaf. Jeez. >.>)


The Boot Moment
Man: *pulls off boot and holds it to his ear* Hello? Oh, you sonofa--


Fries Are Exciting, I guess:
Me: Can I help you?
Young Guy: Yeah, I want a McChicken, three McDoubles, and a large pop.
Me: Anything else?
Guy: Medium fries, whoo-hoo! *jumps up and down wildly*
Me: O_O Ok, then. (I was laughing really hard as soon as he left. He wasn't even that young. Maybe mid-twenties. It was hilarious.)


Wtf moment:
Lady in drive-thru: Do you have a plastic cup for my large pop?
Me:We're all out. But the foam one is the same size if that's what you're wondering.
Lady: Well, foam makes the pop go flat faster!
Me: Er... ok, well, I'm sorry, but we're out. Have a good day, now.
Lady: Hmph! *drives away muttering about her pop*
Manager: What was that all about?
Me: Crazy lady said the pop goes flat faster in the foam cups.
Manager: XD
(I still wonder if there's any truth to this. It makes me want to do a science experiment.)


Anyway, that's all I have for now, though I did appreciate the conversation I had with the old dude from... it was either South or North Carolina. Anyway, he had a thick drawl, and told me crazy stories about Minnesotan state troopers and out "purrty little town."

I used to do that sort of shit to the McStaff near work xD

I was like "Yo, sup. Aight so can I get a burger with whatever I want on it?"

And they said yeah

SO

"Aight, cool. Then lets pimp that shit out with extra pickles and onions and throw some spinners on that shit."

xD I think it blew his mind because there was a quiet moment followed by a "Really?" and then laughter.

LokiBeragist wrote:I used to do that sort of shit to the McStaff near work xD

I was like "Yo, sup. Aight so can I get a burger with whatever I want on it?"

And they said yeah

SO

"Aight, cool. Then lets pimp that shit out with extra pickles and onions and throw some spinners on that shit."

xD I think it blew his mind because there was a quiet moment followed by a "Really?" and then laughter.

I don't know what I would have done. Probably the same thing. Lol

haha wtf? Maybe I should work at fast food.

Mike, you're fucked up. haha I would have loved to be a part of that.

I'm almost glad you two don't come up here and order from me. >.> I can just imagine how entertaining that would be.

I'm not enthusiastic like Mike is, so you'd have to worry about him. Although, my special suit is being sarcastic... Not sure how that would play out.

Den wrote:I'm not enthusiastic like Mike is, so you'd have to worry about him. Although, my special suit is being sarcastic... Not sure how that would play out.

You mean, how I'd treat you being sarcastic? Probably, I'd give you grief for something. Anything.

Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

I'm enthusiastic about writing...among 'other' things. haha =P Or maybe just one another.

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

I'm enthusiastic about writing...among 'other' things. haha =P Or maybe just one another.

>.>

Wow. Just wow.

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

I'm enthusiastic about writing...among 'other' things. haha =P Or maybe just one another.

>.>

Wow. Just wow.

lol What did you think I meant?

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

I'm enthusiastic about writing...among 'other' things. haha =P Or maybe just one another.

>.>

Wow. Just wow.

lol What did you think I meant?

I just don't know if I wanna know what "other" things are.

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

I'm enthusiastic about writing...among 'other' things. haha =P Or maybe just one another.

>.>

Wow. Just wow.

lol What did you think I meant?

I just don't know if I wanna know what "other" things are.

It's a little more obvious and innocent than you think. I just made it sound awful, cause that's what I do.

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Nah, I mean, what saracstic thing would I say? I'm not sure... This is a really delicate matter.

We're talkinhg about cheeseburgers, for christs sake! It isn't delicate!

No, it is very delicate. As a very enthusiastic writer (the only thing I have enthusiasm in), every word is a matter of life and death. My sarcastic comment must be perfectly delivered...

haha That was sarcasm, which is why it's funny... haha

Goddamned cheeseburgers. >.>

(Thats the only thing I can think of.)

And wait a minute... you're not just enthusiastic about writing. :p

I'm enthusiastic about writing...among 'other' things. haha =P Or maybe just one another.

>.>

Wow. Just wow.

lol What did you think I meant?

I just don't know if I wanna know what "other" things are.

It's a little more obvious and innocent than you think. I just made it sound awful, cause that's what I do.

And my brain just skipped to the worst, cause that's what it does. Dumb brain.

"Regular: You're very good, sweetheart. All hands, just like your boyfriends, haha."

Thats a little fucked up. Keep your eye on that guy.

ALSO Foam does let it go flat faster There's little tiny gaps in foam, water cant really get through, but some gasses can.

LokiBeragist wrote:"Regular: You're very good, sweetheart. All hands, just like your boyfriends, haha."

Thats a little fucked up. Keep your eye on that guy.

ALSO Foam does let it go flat faster There's little tiny gaps in foam, water cant really get through, but some gasses can.

Tell me about it. >.> His last one was something about how I'm gonna make a good little wife someday because I clean so well.

And like I said, I seriously wanted to do a sceince experiment on that.

Clean so well?

Dirty bastard. I'll kill 'em...

That's all I have to say.

Den wrote:Clean so well?

Dirty bastard. I'll kill 'em...

That's all I have to say.

Meh. The whole town is like that.

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Clean so well?

Dirty bastard. I'll kill 'em...

That's all I have to say.

Meh. The whole town is like that.

The whole Midwest is like that -_-;
I hate rednecks

LokiBeragist wrote:

sleeepygoron wrote:

Den wrote:Clean so well?

Dirty bastard. I'll kill 'em...

That's all I have to say.

Meh. The whole town is like that.

The whole Midwest is like that -_-;
I hate rednecks

I don't think Minnesota has rednecks. Dumb blondes, yes. Rednecks, big fat no. And we have a lot of blondes. Especially my town.